^ Tom Waits Song that seems appropriate, somehow


Just do it, Santa


Santarchy in Second Life...

or the Wabbit gets it, hear?

Really. We’ll bwast his hairy little ass to smithereens if you’re not at:


@ 5:00 PM SLT

Tuesday 12/23/08

Are you a Sad Santa because you can’t go rampage with those other bad Santas this year?

You don’t have all day to act stupid? Or you got no plane ticket? Or your Cheap Santa Suit caught fire last year? Maybe you’re a crippled shut in?

All is not lost. Santa’s gonna take a little tour through Second Life this year so all you need is a couple hours, a bottle of booze and your internet connection to get your Ho on. If you’ve been in-world before and know what you’re doing, join the group called “Santarchy”  and meet us at the location above. We’ll give you a Cheap Santa Suit, a stiff drink and a teleport.

If you don’t know what we’re talking about, read the next column.

Other Santarchy Stuff...

Are you someone who’s thinking... “What the Fuck is Second Life?”

It’s a virtual world.

But don’t freak out Santa, it’s OK.

First, get yourself a beer. (Not a virtual beer, a real beer, stupid.)  Or a fifth of Jack. Easy so far, right?

Next, go to www.secondlife.com and sign up for a free account.  MORE...